Squirters are those rare breed of lovely lady that produce a liquid reaction to sexual completion… and we love them! Especially Ben, who frankly seems a bit obsessed. Josh’s wife, however, doesn’t believe they’re real… she thinks they’re just peeing. Ben doesn’t seem to care one way or the other whether they’re squirters or peeing! Dirty little boy.
But before all that, we discuss how Josh’s 1 year old kid has murdered his sex life. Josh seems to be surprised that it happened, despite all the cliche jokes about marriages that stop enjoying sex once kids are born… Josh claims he figured it was all just jokes, nothing more. Kids, learn from other people’s mistakes: if you like having sex, don’t have kids. Listen to Josh’s misery and know the truth!
Speaking of things getting murdered, Josh’s wife Kara dated a guy who actually tried to kill her… with a stake to the heart. This is not a lie. Congratulations human race, you proved that ending up with Josh can actually be an upgrade for someone.