If there’s one thing we don’t have enough on our show, it’s immature bathroom humor. We begin this week’s episode with a story about the horrors of public bathrooms with timed, motion-activated lighting. Racing the clock of the lights turning off is nearly impossible for a man who knows how to properly take a dump. We describe the correct way for a man take care of his bathroom business, and how there’s no way it can be done in ten minutes… which is what leads to the public bathroom horror story that kicks off this week’s episode.
Next, as Ben continues falling down the rabbit hole of being too single with too much money to spend on too much crap that no one needs, he is happy to report that he has successfully tried 3D porn. The story of his 3D porn viewing is simultaneously hilarious, disturbing, fascinating, and deeply depressing. As Ben describes his life it is obvious he is turning into a modern day Howard Hughes, but with the success factor dialed down.
We then address the young man who fancies himself a demon hunter. He may or may not have been on our show recently, and he has some issues with what he thinks happened. We address him to let him know that he is wrong, and that we doubt his legitimacy as someone who is an expert in the occult, and request him to come onto the Pod Awful network to straighten this out.
Last, we hate the stick family decals on cars. A lot. We wish cancer, AIDs and other sorts of death upon those who brandish these idiotic accomplishment stickers. Then Josh goes a bit further and decided he hates veterans who put stickers on their cars showing where they served. Apparently Josh doesn’t understand that freedom isn’t free. It costs about 35% of your income in taxes.