There’s a category of porn for everything- midgets, feet, trannies, amputees- so it may seem rather boring for us to focus on teen pro-am (paid amateurs), but Aurora Snow has another great article out about a new documentary called Hot Girls Wanted. The documentary Hot Girls Wanted is about the amateur porn industry, and for some odd reason is produced by Rashida Jones, the cutie pie who was on The Office and in a bunch of movies. That’s not really relevant to Hot Girls Wanted but it does allow me to add Rashida Jones as a keyword for SEO purposes, so that’s something. We discuss Hot Girls Wanted, especially its accuracy and the implications one can take or not take from a film such as this. It would seem girls might not be quite as victimized as the movie portrays, but it’s not exactly a Disney-style industry either. We then discuss the business of used panties, which apparently isn’t just for Japanese businessmen anymore. Porn stars are making good money by taking their sweaty, stinky panties and shipping them in a ziploc baggie to their biggest fans who pay hundreds of dollars for them. I’d imagine the moment you receive the panties and take them out, it’s a pretty weird moment in your life… but it hurts no one, so I say carry on, you disposable income-having creep.
Did you enjoy all that fun sex talk? Well, you ain’t seen nothing yet, so strap in, listeners. We are bringing you on a journey. Ben and Chris went to hunt down an urban legend of a porno theater rumored to still be in operation and possibly the meeting place of many anonymous secret live sex acts and gangbangs. What ends up happening when we find the place is something I can’t even begin to describe here. You have to hear them tell the story. It’s shocking, ludicrous, hilarious, sexy, disappointing, and above all else the most entertaining story you’ve ever heard on a podcast. Oh, you think that’s hyperbole? Well give it a listen then, and if you don’t think it’s the best story ever told on a podcast, we’ll give you your money back. Shithead. Dark, dank and secret rooms, seedy creeps and weirdos, strange acts, scary encounters, horny ladies… this story has everything. If you’ve ever seen the movie Eyes Wide Shut you might start to get a slight idea of what this journey was like. Even then, you have to hear it to believe it. This is the first true contender we’ve had to the Vegas story in terms of sheer insanity and comedic lunacy. I can say confidently no matter whom you are, you’re going to laugh your ass off at this one. Enjoy.