Starbucks is a very progressive company. They take coffee and make it into delicious treats, and charge you double for the privilege. They also ram their progressively thoughtful opinion down your throat harder than a dick in Aurora Snow’s mouth, so that you feel like a good person just buying something there. None of this is really relevant to what happened at a Starbucks this past week when an angry white Trump voter got into an altercation with a barista, other than perhaps the Trump voter assumed his kind (angry white men) were hated by the tastefully diverse staff of Starbucks. How the fight started, we don’t exactly know, but if this man represents a typical Trump voter, judging by his position on the day in question, we’re in for a very humble and thoughtful 4 years.
As this shitshow soldiers on with mini episodes in between the main ones, Ben is toying with the idea of a new guest host. You can imagine how difficult it can be to find someone who will tolerate him on a weekly basis, so the host that he comes up with is definitely uniquely qualified to put up with his crap. Who is this person, you might ask? Listen and find out, you lazy jerk. Pretend like you care for Ben’s sake, he loves you so much in the way that an insecure and broken individual needs to be able to please people to feel wanted. Listen and make his heart sing, like an April breeze. Wait, what? I’m drunk, I’m going home.