We’ve got a new guest on this week, so we thought we’d try to have some more intellectual discussion… within 2 minutes the conversation turned to clown rape, so the hell with that idea. Fleshlights, clown rape, pixie cuts, Katy Perry… we did a pretty damn good job of managing to not say anything smart whatsoever for an hour and a half. That’s not to say there’s not value in hearing more about clown rape in this episode than you will over the course of your entire life. Ben’s hatred of the pixie cut returns, but I’m sure he is aware of the irony of hating one physical aspect of women since they hate all physical aspects of him… but that doesn’t stop him from explaining his hatred in great deal. Then, while discussing masturbation etiquette, Ben mentions that the girl who played Neytiri in “Avatar” isn’t that great looking, but the big blue alien is and that he would have sex with the na’vi version if she was real. Apparently he’s not alone, because Fleshlight has created an Avatar fleshlight designed for those who want to have sex with a 10 foot blue alien. Or I guess maybe a smurf, I’m not sure what smurf vaginas look like but it’s probably similar.