You know how we do at The Devil’s Advocates. It’s no big deal. If you don’t know how we do, then this is how we do: we watch the Katy Perry video “This Is How We Do” and try to figure out how such a vapid, trite song ever gets made… and then try and figure out just why it’s so goddamned catchy. Watch the video and deny that’s catchy as well. Don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone you love it. It’s no big deal. It’s just how we do.
Before all that though, we learn about a new “disease” called orthorexia. It’s sort of like anorexia and bulimia, but instead of starving yourself or throwing up your food, you just spend hours obsessing over just how organic your food is. This is the lamest, dumbest “disease” yet that we’ve invented so everyone can be a victim. Take a chance every so often and just eat your goddamned food. Have some chemicals and pesticide once in a while, they keep you strong.
Then there’s Steven Hayes, the penultimate piece of shit that should be the next ISIS beheading victim. He burned a mom and her two daughters alive (with help from his accomplice) while the husband was beaten within an inch of his life. There was also sexual assault on some of the victims. He’s sitting on death row right now, but he’s suing the state because he’s not getting his Kosher meal and is being forced to eat non-Kosher food. This is a blatant intrusion on his 8th amendment rights to not be subjected to cruel and unusual punishment, and personally I think it’s disgusting. I can’t think of too many other situations that would qualify as truly cruel and unusual punishment, except maybe being raped and burned alive. If there was any justice in the universe that’s how we’d kill him. Either that or forcing him to eat Kosher food until his innards rupture.