Politically correct discourse probably seemed like a nice idea long ago before American kids grew up without any sort of strife or adversity. Now that you can grow up in America without so much as having your opinions challenged, and even have respected institutions bend to your narcissistic will, it’s inevitable that politically correct ideology will keep going in a very bad direction. Few people would’ve guessed that the witch hunt, the McCarthyism tactics of the past would reappear as hunting those who are perceived by a vocal minority as not coddling the youth to the degree that they want. Actually, that’s a lot like the old witch hunts- a bunch of kids shouted nonsense, and imbecile adults listened. Those who don’t study history are doomed to uh, something something whiny hipster college douches.
Olivia Munn is a beautiful, polarizing individual. Some people love her, and even more people hate her. The intriguing thing is why people hate her. They have trouble explaining it, but there’s something about the things she says that sort of make you want to gag her mouth but decide later whether it’s for sexual reasons or getting some peace and quiet.
Are you bored with your current masturbation routine? This week we present with you some new and creative ways to satisfy your carnal urges, besides “having an actual human being willingly fornicate with you” since we know that ain’t happening. Specifically in this case, masturbation karaoke. The Japanese are better than us in every way.
It’s been a while since we’ve had one of Ben’s stories of absurd circumstances and embarrassing outcomes. Welcome back to the show, because this week there’s a brand new one that just happened, and it’s got a level of crazy, sociopathic behavior that lands Ben in some serious trouble! What happened? How will he get out of it? And how much will you be able to laugh at him for his latest failure? Listen on, good soldiers of our show… you will be rewarded with all the laughter you can handle.