Calling a woman a whore is generally frowned upon, as it implies an above average amount of cock entering a woman’s body. However, there’s really no reason to withhold having sex with as many people as possible while on our journey through life, so whores everywhere should stand up and proudly exclaim how much they love cock. Men are whores all the time, and they don’t seem to mind… it’s time for equality! And so begins the logic to one of our most brilliant ideas ever. To try and describe it here would be a disservice; you must listen to the episode to truly understand the meaning behind the new rallying cry that’s sweeping the nation: “DEPLOY THE WHORE!!!” It is extremely likely that this show will win a Nobel peace prize after this week’s episode.
As if that weren’t enough, this week’s episode continues on with perhaps the most concentrated, consistent level of laughs ever put out by any podcast or talk show ever. A pretty lofty claim, right? Well, here are just a few of the topics, ideas and psychotic screaming fits you’ll find in this week’s amazing episode:
– World of Blackcraft
– Praising Allah and ISIS for our success
– Our solutions for Ferguson, MO and the impending race war
And so much more! We are joined this week by our noted expert and race relations correspondent, Marlon, who helps us to have honest discussions about Ferguson and Michael Brown. He also allows us to be racist without getting in trouble because he is on site to approve of the jokes. You know how at the end of movies when you see “No animals were harmed in the making of this film”? There’s an organization that has people monitor films for that purpose. So at the end of this week’s episode, pretend it says “No blacks were intentionally made fun of in a truly racist way during the recording of this show.”