Wanna go to a brothel? Me too! Wanna go to one that consists only of sex dolls? Me neither! But some people do, I guess, in Spain since they opened just that – a sex doll brothel. The dolls are sanitized in between patrons. Too bad the same can’t be said for the real thing. Chlamydia is the gift that keeps on giving.
I could talk about this sex doll brothel all day, but here’s something: Beauty and the Beast is a tale as old as time. Like a song as old as rhyme, you might say. However, we’re less interested in the officially gay live action movie than we are the concept of beauty and the beast as income generators. A new study indicates that extremely unattractive people make more money than hot people. This seems to go against everything we have learned during our time here on Earth, but perhaps the infinitely outcast have found a way to exact their revenge upon the attractive people who tormented them long ago: by being their boss. “Clean out the wastebaskets.” “But I’m the social media director…” “You heard what I said.”