Twitter, the world’s stupidest social platform, has decided that The Devil’s Advocates Podcast is too vulgar, sexual and awful to be allowed to tell people about our existence. While this opinion is an accurate, cogent and well formed statement that we completely agree with, we do present a counterargument anyway: go F yourselves twitter. Your entire platform is based on the genius idea of taking text messages and sending them to more people, so we can see what weird-ass crap Amanda Bynes is up to, or whose porn star rod is getting rammed into Farrah Abraham’s dumper. But we’re too sexual and terrible to advertise ourselves on twitter. Ah well, you can still follow all our posts on twitter @BenErling for those who are concerned. Or our facebook page. Or instagram. Or tumblr. Or pinterest. or our website. Or on soundcloud. Twitter cannot stop us from infecting every corner of the social web with our disgusting, herpes-filled bacteria.
Also, we thank Jesus for rising from the dead to save us from sins we didn’t commit, and take the discussion to a place that is probably going to get us killed. We talk about Bill O’Reilly the sex symbol, and then Ben and Josh get in a real fight live on the show! Feelings are hurt, words are said, shits aren’t given by anyone… so then we limp along discussing terrible date ideas we found on the internet. Josh can’t pronounce “krav maga” the Israeli combat technique, which leads to the creation of Krav McGruff the Rape protection Dog. Help him take a bite out of rape.