When the lord created the heavens and Earth, and came up with the rules for what is and is not a sin, he was undoubtedly being an asshole when he checked off masturbating in the sin column. Masturbating is the ultimate victimless crime. It relieves stress, it releases endorphins, it frees your mind to focus afterwards, it’s extremely fun, it feels amazing, and it’s a rape deterrent. (Maybe, I just made that one up) So when the lord says masturbating is a sin, we collectively as a society tell him to go get bent and we do it anyway. If there was a down side to masturbating, it would be that it’s so fun you want to do it all the time… which increases your odds of getting caught. Getting caught masturbating is a special, shameful rite of passage for men and probably many women too. No one ever discusses these incredibly embarrassing incidents… except us. For our 100th episode, dear listener, we unearth our most shameful encounters getting caught masturbating. You will laugh and you will cringe, but 100 episodes is a special accomplishment worthy of some special stories. Enjoy.
Other things going on in the super sized 2.5 hour episode involve finding a pube inside an ice cube, which leads us to wonder how the little fella got there… we also discuss the weirdest crap we’ve ever jerked off to. (Hint- piss and trannies make the cut) Most importantly, we reveal some of the behind the scenes stories of our favorite moments on the show thus far. The day we interviewed comedian Jarrod Harris was one of the most absurd days of our lives, and we’ve never talked about this very dark and private story. It puts a lot of things about our show into context, you won’t believe what really happened. We talk about the interview with the CT Spirit Investigators interview, which was far more creepy than you realize. Seemed like a fun throwaway bit, right? That day haunted us for weeks. Good luck sleeping when you hear the whole story. Of course there were our more adventurous episodes, like the Halloween graveyard show that led to some now famous moments and the police… or the Vegas trilogy, which we could dedicate weeks of episodes to, there was so much going on in and out of those episodes. The journey of our dizzying highs getting to interview porn superstar Alexis Texas, or the maddening lows of our dreams being crushed and shattered right before our eyes as that night took an unexpected turn… you’ll hear lots of stuff that we’ve kept under wraps for various reasons until now. For you, dear listeners, we share it all- for this is the 100th episode. No one thought we’d get this far… and by no one I mean us. Enjoy the ride, we’re just warming up!