When you hear the phrase I’ve fallen and I can’t get up, you probably think of an old lady on a life alert commercial. As it turns out, you should actually think of thirtysomething podcast hosts who never learned proper balance and continue to be klutzes well into adulthood. One of us may or may not have slipped in the shower and broken some ribs. It does make one wonder, though, if an elderly woman – perhaps a saucy, frisky, randy old gal – did fall in the shower and get hurt, what might happen? Would she simply say I’ve fallen and I can’t get up? Or would she make some inappropriate advances upon the nice young EMT gentleman?