iPhone releases are kind of like birthdays – they happen every year, the people who show up for it have nothing better going on in their lives, and they inevitably leave you feeling disappointed. Last week Apple released the iPhone 7, which by all accounts is a controversial somewhat idiotic device. They’ve made it kind of water resistant, taken away the headphone jack, and everything else is mostly the same. Anyone who didn’t realize that Apple breakthrough products like the iphone died with Steve Jobs is either an idiot, or holding a lot of Apple stock. The two are not mutually exclusive.
Has anyone ever told you marriage is like a prison? If you are married, you already know this, but did you know things can get so bad that you actually prefer real prison? We review a story of one guy who preferred to live out his days in prison rather than spend one more minute with his spouse. I guess no one told him you get spouses in prison, too… and they’re equally unpleasant. A different manner of unpleasant, maybe, but… still worth noting.
Do you know who Demi Lovato is? If so, you’re either a teen girl, gay, or Ben. She became co-owner of a treatment facility for mental health issues. It’s a for-profit business, so it’s not terribly altruistic, but Demi thinks it is. She has some very special thoughts on the subject. Let’s just say the big guy upstairs has clearly made a pact with the adorable young idiot. The amazing thing about youth and beauty is that you’ll never know just how stupid you are, which is sort of beautiful in its own way. But in another very real and actual way, it’s despicable. Kind of like this show. Judging by this picture on the left, she’s getting fashion advice from Ben2. He’s in the bloodstream now.