The iPhone 6 and 6 Plus have arrived, so it’s time to shed all remaining scraps of dignity and park your entitled ass outside the Apple store. Apple launches are always a delightful display of the worst our consumer-driven society has to offer, but what happens when Ben actually needs a new iPhone because his previous four-year-old iPhone is dying? He tried pre-ordering the iPhone he wanted, but it sold out before he finished the order. So, it’s either go be part of the hysteria, or wait until November, a time which his current iPhone likely won’t last until. Attempting a compromise, he goes to the local AT&T store right before they open to take his chances with a smaller crowd… and inadvertently causes a potential riot situation within two minutes of being there. You’ll need to listen to hear the full story, but if you read about any riots that broke out in front of a Connecticut AT&T store, that was us. Oops.
Speaking of stupid consumer-driven society, Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea are eschewing any attempt at artistic creative processes and instead are giving people exactly what they want: Booty. The new music video is called “Booty” and that’s exactly what it is for 4 straight minutes. Just asses. Close up, jiggling, thrusting… ass. For those of you who’ve seen “Idiocracy”, you may remember when they show the number one movie in the future… that scene seems particularly relevant here.
Since we’re enjoying booty, we discuss our adventures at the strip club recently. Things took a very strange turn that’s better explained on the show that here, but two things are certain after this story: we’ll be going back again soon, and we’ll be getting tested in the meantime. Apparently JLo and Iggy aren’t the only ones who are eager to give men what they want.