Sweet Cuppin-Cakes, do we have some stories on this week’s episode for you! They mostly revolve around food, because when you’re an adult your vices switch from sex and drugs to cupcakes and meatloaf. More on that in a minute.
Before we introduce you the power of cupcakes, let’s refresh ourselves from last week. Last week’s episode was recorded on the night before the wedding of one of our D.A. members. The wedding party was there, the bride was there, and it was an intense, awkward examination of the mindset of two people right before making the largest decision of their lives. However, the weding festivities produced a lot of stories that are far more hilarious and disturbing, so this week we regale our guests and listeners with these stories.
There was the necktie that almost broke up the wedding; this little piece of fabric packed more potent destruction of family, friends and lovers that any other single thing during the wedding weekend. Then there was the unique dinner entrée that resulted in a challenge accepted, and the resulting consequences that will continue echoing the price of victory for quite some time. Perhaps my favorite story, however, is the tale of the pineapple express and the cupcake catastrophe. Cupcakes are simply delightful and act as a powerful calming agent on adult men… but mini cupcakes, when made just right, are even better in high quantities. However, when you mix the power of cupcakes with another calming vice of adults, let’s call it the pineapple express, a new power of untold measure is created. This is the story of man, cupcake, herb, and shame.