The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were a sacred childhood memory for us. They represented the best of what the imagination could come up with, from the cutting edge comics from Eastman and Laird to the ground-breaking movie with the magic of Jim Henson’s puppeteer vision. Even the cartoon expanded into a wonderful universe for the ninja turtles that included dimension X and Krang. However, like all things in a capitalist society, the opportunity for money will sooner or later destroy all that you love. Pizza Hut was a big sponsor of the ninja turtles because of their love for pizza, but Pizza Hut’s love for money was too great. It all went too far. Someone decided that the ninja turtles should do a concert. What follows in this week’s episode is a systematic raping of something we held dear. We play the audio and try to cope with what is happening.
This leads us into a permanently depressed state, so we continue discussing depressing thoughts. It keeps going downhill. We end up discussing the death of loved ones, the end of the world, and the destruction of everything you know and love. It’s a feel-good episode for the whole family.
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