Stupidity is a plague we humans endure everywhere, and nowhere is this more apparent than at Starbucks. The world famous coffee chain, known for its signature “burnt and overpowering” flavor, is known as a haven for hipsters, Apple fanboys and people who need an audience to show off their Beats headphones to. Still, as a place to get an overpriced latte and do some people watching, Starbucks is as good a place as any. That is, unless the employees don’t seem to understand how to provide you with the beverage you asked for. This week we tell the story of how Starbucks failed to understand how to provide a drink in their large cup size, the Trenta. Warning: this story involves an extreme level of stupidity that may hurt your brain. Then again, you’re listening to our show, so your brain is a bit of a wasteland as it is. No matter! Listen to the Starbucks story while enjoying your half-caff triple shot extra hot no foam skinny soy latte.
In other news, ESPN reporter Britt McHenry knows that she got to where she is because of her hard work, extreme intelligence, and tireless pursuit of education. It certainly had nothing to do with her gorgeous body, cute face, blonde hair and perky young breasts. When you’ve worked so very hard to get to where you are, i.e. holding a stick and talking at a camera, Britt McHenry knows the only way to fully enjoy your accomplishments is to make sure and belittle all those around you who have an arguably less impressive life. Britt took the opportunity while picking up her towed car to do just that to the cashier. Have you ever called someone a cunt before? No? That’s too mean and harsh to call a woman, you say? Listen to the audio. I dare you not to call Britt McHenry a cunt before the audio ends.
Starbucks and ESPN employees are fun to discuss, but it’s time to get to the real story this week. Rachel Lehnardt is a 35 year old mother of 5. She also was a Mormon Sunday school teacher and an employee at a bridal shop. By all accounts a lovely, wonderful woman… except for one problem. If she has a taste of alcohol, the kryptonite to making good choices, she goes completely fucking bonkers- craving the dick of any man or boy nearby, performing sex shows for underage kids, playing naked twister, providing drugs… Trying to even describe the full story here is an injustice to just how much this woman rules. Just listen to the show and see why this woman is a hero, a role model, and an angel with the keys to my heart.