That song by Cypress Hill, “Insane in the Membrane”, is a great little tune that probably plays on repeat inside Amanda Bynes’ head 24/7. It could also be used to describe this week’s episode. Extremely overtired and punchy, the boys are in a particularly incoherent mood as they try to understand just what could have caused adorable little Amanda Bynes to go from normal, successful actress to completely brainless kook so instantaneously. The Amanda Bynes we all know now is basically running around like some sort of lesser primate throwing her own feces as people and saying that probably sound rational to Alex Jones or Glenn Beck.
What is happening in that brain of hers? In fact, what is happening in any of our brains? We listen to the story of 29 year old Brittany Maynard, who got married a year ago and now randomly has a massive brain tumor that will kill her in a matter of weeks. It’s a story so incredibly sad, we don’t know how to make it entertaining. It just depresses all of us as we remind people there is no god. “Oh but he works in mysterious ways!” Yeah does he? Working in normal ways never occurred to him? Is every event in life a puzzle of his that we can only guess at the meaning of? That’s a pretty stupid game. What a shitty god. Good thing he’s not real. In fact, if there is a god may he strike this show with a ridiculous amount of success and fame to prove his existence! See? He ain’t there.
Oh yeah, also Josh lets out a fart so horrendously vile that Ben nearly loses consciousness. Whatever died in Josh has rotted quite thoroughly. Speaking of dewath, we discuss unique death scenarios and find a video of a woman who decided to put a light bulb somewhere that no light could shine out of. Why did she do it? Why does Amanda Bynes do what she does? Why did women in the 1800s have hysteria? Because bitches be cray. No no, don’t bother with your scientific explanations. Bitches be cray. The end.