Casey Anthony is a white trash girl who liked partying and didn’t so much like parenting. She was the center of a trial that enraptured a nation of simpletons, as she allegedly murdered her daughter because it was getting in the way of her rave schedule. She was acquitted of murder, but found guilty of lying to the court. It’s like splitting the difference, but with no regard for human life. Casey Anthony suffered from an affliction common to white trash girls, a disease called empty-bank-account-full-libido. It’s not a terribly clever name, but you know how doctors are. New court documents are alleging that in order to pay her lawyer, an escrow account located in her vagina had to be used. Now lots of people will tell you that paying for things by offering sex is morally bankrupt and shameful. Lots of people are right. Which is precisely why this rules- it is super-hot to think of a girl out of resources because of her stupidity turning to dirty behavior to save herself. Plus, unlike most girls who will flirt but not actually deliver on implied promises, Casey Anthony allegedly came through and served up a warm, wet receptacle for penile placement. Casey Anthony may or may not be guilty, but we can all agree that she’s crazy… and you know how crazy girls are when it comes to sex. Her lawyer probably still can’t walk right.
Sex Factor is a reality show that debuted on the porn supersite xhamster. It’s like The Real World, but with anal. Well, more of it at least. It’s a brilliant concept, and week two of the competition improves upon the first week with some new drama, new challenges, and a lot of really weird moments. Maybe I’m just not used to seeing so many flaccid penises outside of a concentration camp. Luckily they don’t stay flaccid for long as the show delivers lesbians and a surprisingly critical judgment of the girls’ modeling attempts. Red pills have never been as happy as when watching this scene. Week 3’s preview looks like the sex acts finally start to ramp up, so we’ll continue covering the show. It’s an easy 20 minutes down in each podcast. Everyone wins.
President Obama is the first sitting President in history to visit Hiroshima. Some Japanese citizens demanded an apology, while other American citizens demanded he not even go because it implied an apology. Both opinions are wrong and stupid, as is tradition with vocal opinions about politics. To the Japanese: what did you expect, you turned heel for no reason like a badly scripted wrestling match. And to Americans, maybe since it was the most devastating attack in the history of Earth, slaughtering thousands upon thousands of innocent civilians, maybe it’s not the worst thing if we visit the memorial and act slightly sad about what happened. These are my opinions, and based on what I said earlier, I will assume they are wrong.
Johnny Depp can have any vagina he wants. Dashing good looks, bankable A-List status and undeniable acting talent, any girl that ends up as his wife should probably be pretty pleased about it. Amber Heard, a breathtakingly beautiful actress who’s also quite talented, having been in many commercially and critically successful films, is getting divorced from Johnny Depp after 15 months of marriage. She’s also asking for alimony. What is the purpose of asking for money from your ex-husband if you don’t have any kids? Why would you need that if you’re rich and famous? Why, indeed.