Muslims operating under the influence of their religion, Islam, tend to be very rational and forgiving. So, we’re hoping that trend continues this week as we kick off 2015 by releasing the most offensive episode we’ve ever done. Unfortunately, the thousands of people who have probably been anxiously awaiting our death ever since this show started are probably going to get their wish, because this is probably going to piss everyone off, at least if you’re Muslim.
In light of the attacks by radical Islamists against “Charlie Hebdo” in France, and subsequent attacks against even more locations around Paris and France, we decide to explore just what the hell is in the Koran that is making all these Muslims lose their minds… because we keep hearing that Islam is a religion of peace. Since most religions involve some violence, this seemed like a dubious claim so we looked into it… turns out Allah really likes to destroy the enemies of Islam. This includes non-believers, and he seems to be a big fan of cutting off their heads and finger tips. Now I’m no expert, but I think is somewhere outside of the realm of “peaceful” – but hey, what do I know?
In an interesting twist, the discussion soon makes us realize that converting to Islam is actually an amazing opportunity for those of us who have trouble with the ladies. If we become Muslims and move to a Sharia Law country, then we can pretty much take what we want as men and women will just have to do as we say… and no law will convict us! How did we not thin k of this before! Plus you know those ladies are just dying to get out of those burkas to show what they’re capable of! It’s an episode filled with laughs, love, and the antics of that silly rascal, Mohammed! It’s been nice knowing you all- tell the world our story!