Mad Max is one of those movie franchises where dudes can watch shit blow up and not waste any time getting caught up in plots or emotions, so naturally many dudes were excited when a new Mad Max movie was announced. Well, the movie has come out, and despite it receiving one of the highest critical scores of any movie ever, there are some men who are not happy with this film. According to the people over at Return of Kings, Mad Max: Fury road is a feminist propaganda film. You might be wondering why they think that, since the trailers make it look like a two hour documentary about pyrotechnics. The reason is because Charlize Theron also stars in the movie and is also a badass. Mad Max is no place for women acting like heroes and badasses. Women are for rescuing and gratitude sex. This makes sense since all red pill guys were once white knights who got sick of “m’ladys” turning them down after they were nice to them. It’s like these damsels don’t even need rescuing! The hell with them. And so it is that red pills are born. The creator and director of Mad Max thought up this story on his own and created it in his universe, so you’d think that the franchise is about whatever he says it’s about, but red pills and the authors at Return of Kings know better that the franchise is about what THEY want it to be about, not what its creator thinks it’s about. I wonder how many of them loved the movie Terminator 2, widely considered to be one of the best action/sci-fi movies ever made and full of badassery and awesome manly things. Oh yeah, and also the story of a woman who transforms herself from a damsel into a mercenary who kills terminators and is more of a badass than any man in the movie. I guess that’s forgivable because it happened that way in their childhood, so their memories aren’t being raped by this feminist propaganda being sold to us. Being this angry all the time takes a lot of work, but red pills are nothing if not determined. No matter how many rejections.
Bukkake is a fun word to say, and it’s also a fun activity to participate in, I would imagine. Getting to jizz on a stranger and then walk away without handcuffs does have a certain appeal to it. We discuss a potential bukkake being planned near us and if we can get in on it, and if we would actually go. The incredible awkwardness of such a situation starts to become apparent though, and we then start realizing just how odd of an event bukkake is. We’ll probably still go though. Helping to glaze a nice young woman as if she were a fresh donut seems like the sort of thing you’d like to be able to tell the grandkids about someday. Unless the grandkids don’t exist because they ended up on a nice girl’s face instead of fertilizing an egg.
You know who’s causing the drought in California? Gays. And to a lesser extent, murdering babies. Or abortion, as godless heathen scum call it. If you were a conservative Christian you probably already knew that, but for those of you with sound mind, let me fill you in. Rick Wiles, Christian radio host, knows that gays anger god… and you wouldn’t like god when he’s angry. Because he’s a real moody cunt about it. So every time a penis goes into an anus, apparently god removes some moisture from California. We have fun listening to the logic of Rick Wiles and gently suggesting that perhaps he’s not entirely accurate. We are of course extremely respectful and tolerant of this delicate situation- people’s faith is not something to make fun of. In other news, we’re looking forward to the impending lawsuit/death threats from Rick Wiles and conservative Christians.