There are times in our lives where the things we do, especially for boobs, bring shame to our reputation. Normally we will go to great lengths to hide these shameful events… but when you cohost a podcast, this is usually where the best entertainment comes from. So we cast aside our shame and share with you a story we’ve been hiding for a while, the tale of GLORP! There’s no point in trying to describe it, you need to listen. Anything else will rob you at the amount of laughter you will have at Ben’s expense in one of his best online dating horror stories ever.
We also continue going through the list of AskMen.com ‘s top 99 hottest female celebrities, and also continue questioning what men actually made these choices. Who the hell even reads AskMen.com anyway? Marissa Mayer, the CEO of Yahoo is on the list, and pretty high up! Why would anyone pick her? She’s not ugly, but to compare her to the other top celebrity females is ridiculous. The discussion inevitably leads to one of the great mysteries of the universe: what exactly is it about boobs that are so desirable? Squishy fleshy soft mounds are fun, but why are they worth killing over? Worth dying over? Boobs are indeed a strange occurrence in the universe, and we try and figure out where their power comes from.