There can be only one winner of the Game of Tones, and we’ll discuss him in a minute- but let’s start with some serious business: midgets. Now, midgets are something of a frequent discussion here on the Devil’s Advocates Podcast, because we haven’t grown up yet. But neither have the midgets, so it evens out. This week we want to know the real truth: would a typical woman consider dating one of these fine midgets if they were a perfect match in every way, including a handsome face, but had just this one shortcoming? Yeah, I made that pun. It only gets worse from here. We find out the truth of the matter, and the answer will shock you! Or maybe it won’t, what the hell do I know.
We’ve heard the term rape culture thrown around a lot lately, and we weren’t sure if it was a made up thing or not. But, when we brought up rape on this week’s episode, we realized that this is the 44th consecutive week that we’ve brought rape up on the show, and perhaps rape culture is real, because it seems to be originating with us. Oops. I thought it was more something to be proud of- I wanted to get a banner that said “44 Consecutive Weeks of Rape! Congratulations The Devil’s Advocates Podcast!” But no one else liked the idea, so we bailed. Anyway, we talk about rape, gross women bathrooms, stupid people on reddit, and learn about checking our privilege.
For this week’s grand finale, we bring you a segment that we GUARANTEE will make you laugh. No exceptions, we are literally guaranteeing all human beings will laugh at our final segment, Game of Tones. We discover new and interesting audio pioneers on soundcloud, and one in particular is clearly the king. In fact, the lord- he is Lord Gold, and when you hear this audio, your life will be changed. It will open your mind in ways you wouldn’t expect… and it will make you laugh, and yet also become terrified. You will feel more emotions delving into the music of Lord Gold than you have perhaps in your entire life. Prepare yourself, because once you approach this event horizon, nothing will be the same. SLURP.