Comcast is having a rough time of it these days. They’re the most hated company in America, have the worst service and highest prices, and now Comcast is at the center of a viral audio clip showing how absolutely despicable the company is. In the clip, the Comcast rep tries desperately to keep someone from cancelling their service. At first it’s typical Comcast B.S., but then it goes way further until the rep sounds like a jealous, high maintenance girlfriend being broken up with. So much so in fact that we decide to play the call as if it were an actual relationship breakup call. It may seem like a casual humorous observation to you, but listen to the audio when we get to the part where the Comcast rep starts asking about “this other service provider.” You won’t believe how accurate we nailed this one.
When it comes to jealous crazy girlfriends you’re trying to break up with, it turns out this Comcast call basically happened to Ben earlier this year with a girl he was dating. So the boys ask him what went wrong and why things got so crazy. The answers and responses turn into a debate that no one saw coming, and results in perhaps the funniest segment so far this year. There’s a lot of yelling, arguing and laughing as the most ridiculous fight we’ve ever had on the show occurs. Seriously, if you ever wanted to give our show a chance, jump to the 22 minute mark and give us a chance. This is our show at its finest: insane, angry, hilarious and silly all at once. It’s verbal warfare.
Speaking of war, we also touch on the mess over in Ukraine with a Malaysian plane getting shot down, a lot of questions, a couple probable guilty parties, and in the midst of all this, Israel quietly starts a ground assault in Gaza. Basically everyone in the world hates America, but it’s looking more and more like it won’t be the U.S. that starts World War 3. Face, rest of world.