If you’ve seen the movie Idiocracy, you know that eventually we’re doomed to be a planet full of morons drinking gatorade as Earth’s last breath quietly whimpers its way out. Unfortunately, it looks like we may have warp-zoned past about 500 years of decline to arrive at that point now. The Cabinet positions under president Trump are being filled with wrestling and fast food icons, which seemed to also be what happened in the movie Idiocracy. It won’t be long now: “Welcome to Costco. I love you.”
You know what sucks? Getting old and living in a nursing home. We bring down the holiday cheer a notch this week by telling one of the saddest stories ever. I know, you want to laugh at our podcast, not cry. Well, we do an episode a week without fail and we don’t get paid. They can’t all be winners now, can they?