Last week was actually somewhat encouraging for Americans with the ruling of legalizing gay marriage everywhere and the tone of being done with the confederate flag put forth by politicians and companies. Let’s start with gay marriage. I guess we can just call it marriage now. The act formerly known as gay marriage was ruled by the Supreme Court justices to be legal in all 50 states. Rainbows shot into the sky, men blew each other, and women scissored on the hoods of cars, probably. It was a joyous day, but not for everyone. Grumpy justice Scalia, who looks eerily similar to the pedophile in the movie The Devil’s Advocate was quite unhappy with this choice. Why? Because, according to him, Supreme Court justices shouldn’t make this type of decision. That’s an interesting point, coming from his statement on his decision. That he made. On this subject. This type of decision. Is everyone getting this? Nevertheless, gay marriage has triumphed and so now all gays can enjoy the magic of a loveless trapped marriage that either ends in two miserable people hating each other’s guts, or divorce. Hey I wonder who will get half in the settlement… wait, they both would… but then why is that always a problem… in the non-gay, um… eh the hell with it. Let me wave my rainbow flag today.
Donald Trump is the most American thing in America, except maybe morbidly-obese scooter riders in Wal-Mart. When he decided to run for president, this show thanked sweet lord Mohammed for this glorious event, because it means at least part of every week’s show will now be written for us by this mop-headed boob. We waste no time in debuting our newest segment that will run each week, Trump Tracker 9000. It’s like the weather thing, the Doppler 5000, but instead of weather, Trump. And more thousands. We’ll review his weekly idiocy in this segment, which we expect will be unending and should lead right up to his presidency.
If you’re a fan of the show (hi Grandma) you know that we spend a lot of time discussing white knights and red pills. If you don’t know what each of those are, just type them into the search bar on our site. You’ll learn. The syndrome of being a white knight is no stranger to any of us men, but most of us outgrow it. This week we decide to present a more sympathetic tome for the white knights of the world as we tell our best white knight stories. We even named our guild in Elder Scrolls Online after this amusing phenomenon – the White Knights of Euphoria. You’ll cringe, you’ll laugh, you’ll wish we were dead… but I suppose that’s no different than any other week. Shame on you grandma for wishing our deaths.