We here at The Devil’s Advocates Podcast are upset that we’ve never had the opportunity to hate fuck someone. So, we decide to discuss some different candidates for a proper hate fuck spree. Taylor swift, Katy Perry, Jennifer Love Hewitt all come up as potential hate fuck candidates… along with the entire female staff of Fox News. There are a lot of factors to consider when deciding on a hate fuck. Probably. Eh I don’t know, whatever, it’s just another stupid thing we can be vulgar about.
Ben then shocks the world by praising Josh as the unsung hero of the podcast. Josh talks Ben down off the ledge everyday from his own demons, neuroses, anxiety, depression and hysteria, and no one ever realizes it. Ben goes on to explain that every week that there is a new episode, that it’s because of Josh keeping him from doing something stupid or drastic.
For some odd reason, Rosie Perez comes up in discussion. I’d imagine we’re the first people to discuss her in 10 years. I think it had something to do with our conversation about pancake nipples.
Ben continues on his strange journey of praising others and exploring his own demons by discovering the paradox that might be causing some of his many issues: the fact that he continually offends people, and both feels really bad about it and also unapologetic at the same time. This leads to a strange, probing discussion to get to the root of just what the fuck is wrong with Ben. By the end of it, we don’t really have an answer, but we learn a lot more problems than we realized are plaguing Ben’s every day of existence, and once again, it is Josh that is keeping this disaster from imploding.
After ranting about being offended at people who are offended, we wrap things up by seeing rape from the point of view of the rapist for a change. If a girl won’t have sex with you, then really what other options are you left with? We’re quite certain no one will see this as the joke it’s intended to be.