Well, the day had to come sooner or later. Millenials, other podcasts, ex-girlfriends and knitting have caused Ben to go off the deep end and spew two straight hours of hatred into the microphone! Poor Josh and Kara try unsuccessfully to get him thinking clearly, but it appears too late as Ben rants and raves about everything. His hatred of millenials, and of other podcasts… even his kind ex-girlfriend’s advice is taken poorly as the hate twists and clouds his mind. Could the men in white coats be far behind? Is Ben’s time finally here to be locked away in the nut hut? And who is this mysterious girl Ben seems to have taken a liking to? If things keep going the way they are now for Ben, the podcast is going to have to be done from the inside of an asylum, screaming at the walls about millenials. It’d probably be a pretty good audience in there though.
Archives for January 2014
Ever the warriors for racial equality, we try to take power away from the N-word by using it to address our black friend and noted expert, Marlon. Not the version that ends in “a”, the REAL N-word. Things get weird.There’s a lot of awkward silences, it’s sort of like watching the British “The Office” except it’s racist. No wait, they’re the same. Nevermind. While things get weird with racial harmony eluding us, things get even weirder when Ben tells a story he’s never told anyone before about a pregnancy scare he had with a previous girlfriend that occurred under some pretty absurd circumstances. The term “awkward egg McMuffins” should be a good indication as to how bizarre things get.
Also, I’d like to mention that we’ve now added our entire episode library to Soundcloud, so for Soundcloud users you can now easily find and listen to all our episodes there in addition to all the usual outlets. Why did we do this? We don’t know, we thought everything was fine the way it was but everyone seems to be using Soundcloud now so in an effort to not be left behind, we’re now on Soundcloud for the additional 3 downloads a week it will get us. Check it out! Or don’t, I honestly don’t care. Special thanks to Jared, Marlon and Samer for being guests this week. Especially Marlon, who has now caused several listeners to develop a crush on him for his sexy voice. N-word lovers.
Vaginas. Love ’em or hate ’em, they sure are a sight to behold when they are hairless. We tell the story of the “bald vagina” incident. Well, we actually have a lot of stories that could have that name… but this is one of them. We also finally get into a long overdue discussion about juggalos. Juggalos are fans of the Insane Clown Posse, or more specifically their record label and all the “artists” that are on it. Mike, our dear friend and frequent noted expert, is one of these juggalos, and fills us in on the whole thing: the hatchetman, ICP, their unfair “gang” status, and lots of other things that I don’t really care about.
There’s lots of other little surprises in the episode, including some new show promos for our pals over at the Pod Awful Channel, but my favorite has to be the last few minutes of the episode where a simple name mispronunciation leads to an interesting alternate version of “The Matrix.” Oh my word!
New year. Same s**t. Welcome to 2014. This week’s discussion includes gross feet, abortions, racism… yup, it’s the same garbage podcast we always do. On the bright side, we are putting in a small amount of effort to improve the sound quality. But not with the content quality. This week Josh and our guest Marlon (the sexy, sultry voice in our show intro) take advantage of Ben’s kryptonite- gross feet. Ben hates feet in general, but gross feet – like Josh’s – make him nauseated. But the show will definitely make you nauseated as they get into more racism with Marlon, Ben screams about abortions, and they all discuss if they would have sex with each other if they transformed into the bodies of hot girls.
Also, the podcast is now part of a new network – The Pod Awful Network. Their shows are just as tasteless and despicable as we are! It’s a wonderful place for us to call home, so please go there and check them out!
And don’t forget we’re also part of The Podbender Network, with wonderfully drunken and poorly produced podcasts – again, just like us! With so many shows to enjoy on both networks, you should thank your lucky stars you found the Devil’s Advocates Podcast. We just live to keep you entertained. You’re welcome, you unappreciative jerks. Just kidding, we love you. Sexually.